- How do I get into the industry?
- What is your quest?
- What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?
- What is your favorite color?
You sell your soul and beg everyone to buy your stuff. Then kill anyone that is looking to take the job you are trying to get.
We seek the HOLY GRAIL!
er… uh.. African or European swallow?
Red! No, no - wait. I mean - BLUE.